hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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