Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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