I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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