I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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