i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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