# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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