RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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