Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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