I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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