She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Never joke about your clitoris.
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