I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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