absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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