Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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