super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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