I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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