I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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