oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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