I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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