i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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