At least make sure they are 18
Why
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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