Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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