I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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