Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Randomize
