Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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