Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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