I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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