Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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