"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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