their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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