Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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