He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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