Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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