look no pants
i would punch a child for taco bell
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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