If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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