ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm too high and old for this...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
