And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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