normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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