do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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