I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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