Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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