There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
