I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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