we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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