I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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