if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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