WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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