we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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