Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She told me I should be a condom model.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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