Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
why do cheetos always look like penises
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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