It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
