Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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