So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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