I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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