We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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