I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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