She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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